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[ electroboy] infrastructure collapse is good for business.
[ scottydont] and people call my line of work heartless!
[ stankow] Soulless, scotty.  There's a difference.

[ scottydont] I've made very little profit from the deaths of others
[ Ajax-] Except dinosaurs.
[ scottydont] yes, but that was force majure
[ scottydont] the Lord smote them
[ Ajax-] So you're a grave-robber, rather than a dinocide.
[ electroboy] we just get to say "i told you so."
[ scottydont] hey, man, michelangelo did it too
[ electroboy] the representative on npr said they had inspected and found fatigue in 2001
[ scottydont] or was it da vinci?  one of those italian guys dug up graves.
 [ electroboy] frankenstein
 [ scottydont] BRIDGE FATIGUE BAD!
 [ electroboy] grave robbing was pretty common practice for medical students until the 20th centure
[ electroboy] century
[ electroboy] centaur
[ Ajax-] That’s because autopsies were illegal.
[ scottydont] for the last time, no one wants to read your fantasy romance stories 
[ electroboy] everyone wants to read my Clash of the Titans/Frankenstein crossover fanfic
[ scottydont] I wonder if medusa would be able to turn the undead into stone.
[ electroboy] you'll find out if you read my fanfic
[ scottydont] the new cohen bros. movie looks really good too
[ scottydont] based on the cormac mccarthy book
[ electroboy] you didn't like The Road?
[ scottydont] haven't read that one.
[ electroboy] oprah liked the road
[ scottydont] I didn't like all the pretty horses, mainly
[ electroboy] i liked the road
[ electroboy] ajax probably doesn't like the road
[ scottydont] he wouldn't know.
[ electroboy] why don't you like it.
[ Ajax-] *does not read mainstream fiction.
[ scottydont] it doesn't have wizards or spaceships
[ electroboy] see?
[ electroboy] it has an apocalypse
[ scottydont] was it caused by wizards or spaceships?
[ Ajax-] It's all boring shit about 20th century people coping with banal tragedies.
[ Ajax-] Boo hoo, we're poor.  Boo hoo, incest.  Boo hoo, I had a gummy leg.

The Everything Test

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Personality You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted. As for specific personality traits, you are intellectual (74%), adventurous (63%), greedy (57%), innovative (57%).

Stereotypes Emo Kid 89% Punk Rock 80% Prep 77%

Life Experience Sex 33% Substances 70% Travel 59%

Politics Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 59% of the time.

Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class. You make more than 95% of those who have taken this test, and 42% more than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13. By the way, your hottness rank is 60%, hotter than 46% of other test takers.

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